"The Mariners Revenge Song" by the Demberists.
JA: I don't know who these decemberists are but they are no seamen. Only a lubber would be caught up like that and eaten by a whale
JA: Anyway, Stephen, you know more about these reptiles than I. You can't live in the belly of a whale, much less murder a man for acting the scrub to your mother, can you?
SM: Jesus Mary and Joseph! They're not reptiles, Jack.
JA: They're cold and slimy. Surely that is a reptile, Stephen.SM: -fumes- -Plays a bit on his cello-
"Marduk T-Shirt Men's Room Incident" by the Mountain GoatsJA: This...Darnielle fellow seems like a bit of a scrub, doesn't he? I mean, if a woman should, well, you know, undo one's breeches and...in a privy. Well one should at least thank the lady for her kindness, and not write a song about it.